Whittaker

That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.

Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.

by Bleem890 February 7, 2009

Whittaker

A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker

That bread is Whittaker standard.

by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Whittakerd

When one shits themselves in a public place, normally a university students union bar

OMG, Charles just whittakerd in the union!

by CC-Slade October 27, 2017

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.

Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

by TGI Opak April 3, 2008