the winit, after having a shit. you may fail to wipe your ass, if this is left un wipped for any number of hours winits are formed. Winits are dry pieces of shit that cling to your ass hairs
He spent all day picking the winits out of his ass pubes after being sacked from the snake house in the zoo.
by Johnny the Horse July 16, 2004
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A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.
1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.
by ProfessorWheeto November 1, 2006
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A large viral infection which develops on a wig after exessive plucking of the wignits, can be removed with and only with diamond encrusted wignit pluckers(can be classed as the worldsm only kinky disease)
by Moira Robinson August 22, 2006
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Get the winnits mug.Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
by Jim July 19, 2004
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He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.
She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.
Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.
Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
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by Ash The Pikey Hunter December 17, 2004
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