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Witch hunt

it is when a girl dresses like a witch and you fuck her up the ass on a broom stick
Damn, i should have went a witch hunt with her.
by cock sock 69 January 2, 2012
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Witch Hunt

Originating from the Greek: Witchus Huntus, A 'Witch Hunt' is a search, chase or pursuit for one or more, 'Witches'.
Jim's sister is a witch, let the witch hunt commence!

Which witch is which and by the way who flicked the switch, was it a witch, because that bitch has begun a flippin' dairy dippin... chicken... switchin witch... where was i... oh yeah... which witch is which hunt

(A Witch hunt has begun in the flick of a switch)
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Witch Hunt

to chase and search and/or pursue one, or any number of, females.
"The trip to iowa city turned into a witch hunt when we realized we had nowhere to stay."

"Yeah dude, we were mackin on bitches all night!"
by Stephon Potlatch October 29, 2008
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Witch Hunt

An activity usually undertaken after parades, parties, carnival nights and gigs involving a small group of friends going around looking for sex-crazed teenagers in the bushes surrounding the said area.

Especially effective in small country towns where you can make a game of finding and humiliating the town slut.
-"WITCH HUNT!!!"
-"Lets go see if we can find that slut M*****S**** and embarras her!"

<masculine 'w00p w00p's>
by Anonymous11/124 December 21, 2007
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Emo Witch Hunt

An interesting series of events that occurs after someone accuses another person of being emo. It doesn't matter if the person was joking or was serious, it will lead to a seemingly endless chain of finger pointing. No one is safe, any action, piece of clothing, Cd, friendship, personality trait or incident in the past or present can be brought up. There are several known ways to end an Emo witch hunt.
1. Accuse someone who is not present.
2. Say very loudly " Emos are SO weird".
3. Take the hit and say admit what you've done *

The accusation process of an Emo witch hunt is similar to that of the Salem Witch trials. Lets just say the motto is " When under pressure, blame the person to your right.

*This method is very dangerous to your social standing. You could be known as the "Emo Kid" for a while. However if this doesn't bother you, feel free to use this method, if you are scared do not use it.
Jen: Amanda you are so emo.
Amanda: I'm not emo! You're the one who wears those chucks with Dashboard Confessional lyrics written on them.
Jen: *gasps* Well John cried at the end of Donnie Darko!
All: Ohhhhh!
John: Once at the library, Frank was checking out the Hawthorne Heights Cd.
*Everyone looks at Frank*
Frank: Oh yeah? Mandy hangs out with Emo Emily!
*Everyone turns to Mandy*
Mandy: Bob wrote wrote poetry for a week straight after Samantha dumped him!
Samantha: you did?!
Bob: ...
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Ending #1
Bob: At least none of us are like Randy! Look at his glasses!
*Everyone laughs*
John: Randy is so lame!
Samantha: Bob, I hope you know that our breaking up was for the best.
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Ending # 2
Bob: *loudly* Emos are SO weird.
*everyone shuts up*
Jen: That is so true.
Samantha: So you didnt write poems?
Bob: No! What kind of loser does that?
Samantha: Oh.
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Ending # 3
Bob:...Ok, so I did write poems. I guess that makes me "emo".
*Everyone teases Bob for a few moments*
Samantha- *turns to Bob* So...you wrote poems? Maybe you have changed, I would love to see them.
Bob- Is Friday night ok?
Samantha- It's a date.

* While this is going on, the kid who likes Rites of Spring laughs to himself and whispers "Gotta love the Emo Witch Hunts!"
by Music_Note_93 January 27, 2008
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Witch Hunt

A term frequently blurted by Donald Trump and his PR team that indicates when he is about to be caught in felonious activities, used to distract the American public and trivialize his major offenses.
When we found out that Donny was a headliner in the Epstein Files, they immediately started calling it a witch hunt.

Whenever Donald faces prosecution, suddenly it's just a "witch hunt" and the evidence mysteriously disappears... Like magic.
by anonymous November 5, 2025
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Witch Hunt

A term adopted by politicians designed to gaslight Americans in to believing crimes are not real.
These criminals have been calling every crime a witch hunt but we know they’re guilty.
by Jadedcreative January 3, 2022
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