As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

by rock musika September 3, 2021

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006

witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).

1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"

by vastheman February 18, 2009

Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.

That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!

by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009

Witch's titty

A cocktail of milk and cocaine.

Try this witch's titty, it's fuckin dangerous.

by Chunkley March 31, 2021