Carmen Winstead

hi my name is Carmen Winstead, im seventeen years old. Those mf girls pushed her in a sewer hole.

"heard of carmen winstead, AUGHHH

by qu@andal3d1ngle March 10, 2022

Carmen Winstead

Total bullshit that people actually believe

Man the Postafanaryism is just like Carmen Winstead

by The realist 22 February 4, 2009

Tommy Wiseau

The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.

TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man

Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll

by A god church June 12, 2017

Winstead

Constantly in trouble, always fly as hell. Everyone either loves them or hates them.

Center of attention...Pretty Damn Funny Too.

WAY better than those bitch ass Russians.

Oh Shit, That kid is most def a winstead

by akdjfghrt February 4, 2010

wishtease

the act of gathering a wish list with a pre-known lack in ability or desire to deliver in order to win trust and confidence

Is this the wishtease list from the customer? Did you get them to sign something so we can adjust their expectations downward?

by z-factor September 14, 2012

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Mary elizabeth winstead, a very beautiful young actress she has acted in final destination 3, sky high, death proof, live free or die hard, Make it happen and many more movies.

She is not only beautiful but also very talented dancer and actor. She truly deserves to be in more international films.

Girlfriend: You are dumping me, how can you? i am so perfect.

Boyfriend: You are mistaking dear, you are no Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

by Theunknownwriter January 19, 2010

wiste it

To screw up a very simple task. Or to show complete incompetance in most endeavors.

All that Ray has to do was back the truck in but he will wiste it.

by tomtheduff December 6, 2011