winetastic

A wine that is delectable and/or exquisitely satisfying.

When asked how the wine tasted, Dr. Cornelius responded, "It is just winetastic!"

by TNTdynamightyjoeyoung April 24, 2011

winetaster

A man who enjoys giving oral sex to women who are having their period.

You a winetaster?

Bitch please! That shit is fucked up bro.

by MaBallzIsHarry April 17, 2008

winetasting

n. sport that consists of skillfully travleing from one vineyard to anther in a small area and sampling a variety of fermented grape juice. The winner is one who paces themselves enough that they don't fall down or throw up.

We need to pace ourselves if we are winetasting at 7 vineyards today.

by tinybrat May 6, 2009

Edward winey hands

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...

"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"

by halfbrick December 27, 2008

Winery

A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or guy off of their feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.

Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a nice and sincere guy!

Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?

by possum master January 18, 2020

winey lil sunday bitch

a person who on a sunday turns into a complete yawn! somebody who transformed from an exciting good person to hang around into a winey lil sunday bitch

(fabio) hey, you want to come out for a drive
(flibady) nah mate im in bed so tired
(fabio) god! your such a WINEY LIL SUNDAY BITCH!

by bored right now June 14, 2009

Wifety

Ambiguous meaning.

Girl you wifety. Y'all be smelling wifety. That's wifety.

by Lafuwanda cluck cluck October 7, 2012