Windshield Wiper 

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

Windshield Wiper by tymajors March 31, 2015

Windshield Wiper 

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

Windshield Wiper by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010

windshield wiper 

Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.

Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.

windshield wiper by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013

Windshield Wiper 

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, tom and suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

Windshield Wiper by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

windshield wiper 

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

windshield wiper by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014

windshield wiper 

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

windshield wiper by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

windshield wiper 

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

windshield wiper by supercron78 October 21, 2003