Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

by Krill December 30, 2003

Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.

The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.

by Dark Prime May 13, 2005

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

Windows ME

A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

by ImQuasar April 1, 2009