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Windsor, CT

population 27,000, considered ghetto by surrounding, wealthy, white towns but in fact has a solidly middle class population. Many of the students there think they are ghetto and walk around with their pants around their knees getting into fights in the cafeteria, speaking complete gibberish and generally trying really hard. Many of these kids actually live in Hartford and take a city bus to school. Most of the people who actually live in Windsor are quite nice, warm people.

Oldest town in CT.

Go Warriors!!
by qwertyui123456 March 11, 2011
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Betty Windsor

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.
English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.
by poorbrokegradstudent December 28, 2011
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Windsor Ballet

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.
"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."
by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006
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dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie
Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors
by terminal288 June 5, 2016
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west windsor

A town filled with Asians who belive they are white. It is commonly associated with Instagram pictures of Starbucks.
Hey let's get some Starbucks and take pictures of it, while we are waiting for likes we can do homework! #west windsor
by 1234574 December 12, 2013
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windorphins

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.
Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!
by dydy August 24, 2007
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South Windsor

A medium sized suburban town located near Hartford that everyone complains about when really it's not such a bad place. It's just you fuckers who keep complaining about it and making it a worse place by being the trouble you're fucking whining about. Also everyone is a wigger.
yo niqqa dis town suks cant wait 2 get out of south windsor im only 13 tho

Shut the fuck up you make me cringe.
by CosmosisJones May 18, 2011
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