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Asian Windmill

The process of performing the 69 position (partners placing their mouthes on each others naughty spots) while doing cartwheels.
Last night this chick let me do the Asian Windmill with her.
by yes man 22 December 18, 2011
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WingMilf

Similar to Wingman, a WingMilf is the attractive older woman who accompanies you to bars and nightclubs as a platonic friend and in doing so increases your chances of meeting available women.
A WingMilf can make a man seem more attractive and safer to other women, because some women may judge a man's suitability based on the woman he is currently with. So basically if a man is with a very attractive woman, other women will assume he is more likely to be an acceptable candidate for a relationship. The WingMilf expands upon this concept by also presenting the man as being a safer choice. One added benefit is that a WingMilf can "talk up" the man to the other women, thus aligning with the stereotype of a mother trying to set her son up with a "nice girl".
By myself I would not have had a chance, but with Monica as my WingMilf, the ladies were practically lining up to meet me!
by MikeinVA April 1, 2009
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Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy
by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016
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Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion
He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.
by shaGGy- July 6, 2010
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Windmill of friendship

the nicer way of saying swastika or nazi symbol; used around young children
Oh billy, that's just a windmill of friendship!
by eye dyed November 30, 2017
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duck dive windmill

A legendary boxing set up for the big KO,
duck dive windmill, Donkey Davies engineered this masterful show of fakery followed up by the huge Windmill knock out punch in white collar boxing events.
by devon donkey January 22, 2021
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