oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018

Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011

long winded

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.

Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

strong-winded

If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.

"Dave, you strong-winded mofo, roll down the window before we all pass out."

by mc? February 7, 2007

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018