Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester is a character on the T.V show Supernatural played by Jensen Ackles. Dean was born on January 24, 1979 in Lawrence, Kansas to John and Mary Winchester. He is the eldest child, and has one sibling, Sam Winchester who is four years younger than himself. Dean proudly drives a black four-door 1967 Chevy Impala (given to him by his father), also known as the Metallicar. He always wears a metal amulet, given to him as a christmas gift by his brother in 1991. Dean is in charge of driving, being a horn-dog, kicking down doors and taking care of the weapons, but most of all he is in charge of taking care of Sam, who is his only living relative. Dean would even go so far to protect his brother as to kill a demon and its human host in order to save Sam's life, as well as selling his own soul to save Sam's life. Dean is typically a ruthless and aggressive individual, especially when he is hunting. He despises what he hunts, especially demons. However Dean is a very laid-back person when he is not on the hunt. He almost constantly displays some humorous behavior, he will usually make light of tense situations, often making inappropriate jokes or using sexual innuendo. Dean Winchester is also an attractive young man. Sorry, but a couple of sentences can't discribe him. ^___^

Dean Winchester Quotes:

Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Dean: My boobs.
You know, Sam, we are allowed to have fun once in a while. *Points to the waitress in short shorts* That's fun.
Sam: So, did you find anything?
Dean: Besides a whole new level of frustration? ...No.

by Interlude January 16, 2009

the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies

"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"

by Aliss November 7, 2007

winchestered

A word coined by the King Of Hell; Crowley that means being deceived or played by a Winchester.

Crowley: I've been winchestered

by Cliffed March 11, 2018

Sam Winchester

A giant nerd. A moose, according to the demon, Crowley. A bitch, according to Dean Winchester, Sam's brother. Sam's also a daddy. He's also a smol bean, who's too precious for this world.

"Sam Winchester is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!"
"Sam Winchester is daddy material af"

by G. Watson February 16, 2018

Winchester Arm

In the act of an Eiffle Tower (chinese finger trap)(Tagging a bitch) the man entering from behind uses his arm to bob the bitches' head up and down on his co-pilot's fighter stick. This action is continued until ejacuation is achieved all the while maintaing pelvic thurst into either anal or vagina of the female conterpart.

Jimmy went to the party expecting a Cleveland Steamer or a Alaskian Pipeline but was pleasantly surpised when he and his pal Nathan successful performed the Winchester Arm with the aid of Nathan's girlfriend.

by Thegreasemonkey July 28, 2010

Winchester Whore

A term used by egotistical club lacrosse players to describe their loyal ex girlfriends.

Boy 1: GTFO you Winchester whore. Have fun with your tennis boys.

Ex girlfriend: oh ok

by Oopslolfucku September 9, 2019

John Winchester

The Dead beat biological dad of Sam and Dean Winchester.

John lost his wife in a fire and used it as an excuse to completely ruin the childhood of his sons. Mostly his eldest son Dean Winchester.

So much so that Dean was never able to actually have a childhood. Resulting in him never being a child. Which he has said. Many times.

John Winchester used his son as if he were a soldier.

Over all John is a piece of sh*t.

I mean the Demon that killed his wife and we ruined he’s youngest son’s, Sam Winchester, life was too nice to Dean.

A DEAMON FROM HELL WAS KINDER TO JOHN’S KID THAN HE HAD EVER BEEN!

So over all.......
F*ck John Winchester😊

“Man that guy just made his kid feel as if he was worthless.”

“Sounds like a real John Winchester.”

by Sammoose February 15, 2021