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Wimpled

The most dumbest-assed word any dumb ass can ever "make up". Usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an ass instead. Any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano - a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here.
Girl 1: damn girl that skirt is wimpled like shit

Girl 2: *tosses Girl 1 face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here*
by Dale Alvin Gribble April 14, 2010
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Wimple

An adjective used for anything that has a damaged joint, causing it to move oddly.
A)A person with a hurt ankle, walking around without crutches, has a wimple-leg.

B)I hurt my wrist, I have a wimple-hand now
by PerLemony January 12, 2009
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Wimpo

Wimpo is a small face towel commonly used to wipe away dirt or perspiration
The motorcycle rider brought along his Wimpo to wipe away his face after a long hot ride to the mountains
by Macho Pancho May 20, 2018
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Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
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Wimpleton's Disease

A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.
"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"
by outhouse May 7, 2009
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wimpo shrimpo

A person so wimpy that they are as weak as a shrimp
by MetroidHunter November 12, 2015
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Wimplings

A group of people who are wimps
Hey you see that group of people? Yea they’re Wimplings.
by NickiMinajs kid May 1, 2021
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