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--Millennium Falcon--

A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively dilapidated exterior, the Millennium Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. On the surface, the Falcon looks like any other Corellian freighter, with a saucer-shaped primary hull, a pair of forward cargo-gripping mandibles, and a cylindrical cockpit mounted to the ship's side.

Beneath its hull, though, the Falcon packs many powerful secrets. Its owners made "special modifications" on the freighter, boosting its speed, shielding and performance to downright illegal levels. Its weaponry has been upgraded to military-class quad-turbolaser turrets. To cover rapid escapes, the Falcon sports a ventrally mounted hatch-concealed antipersonnel repeating laser. Between its forward mandibles rest concussion missile launchers. The habitable interior of the vessel also has a few surprises, such as concealed scanner-proof smuggling compartments.

The Falcon pays a heavy price for its augmented performance, though. It is extremely recalcitrant and often unpredictable. Its reconditioned hyperdrive often fails. Its current captain, Han Solo, has even been seen to restart a failed ignition sequence with a hard rap on the bulkhead with his fist.

A vessel employed in the shady fringe business of smuggling, the Falcon was owned by Lando Calrissian before Solo won it in a heated sabacc game. Under Solo's command, the Falcon became a famous starship, completing the Kessel Run at unprecedented speeds. Solo and his first mate Chewbacca maintained the Falcon, constantly modifying and tinkering with it, coaxing the maximum speed from the ship.

This speed became quite useful as Solo and Chewbacca were drawn deeper into the Rebel cause, and the Falcon began flying missions for the Alliance. It was the Falcon that provided covering fire for Luke Skywalker's final attack run on the first Death Star. The Falcon became Princess Leia Organa's escape transport during the Battle of Hoth. During the decisive Battle of Endor, the Falcon flew point for the Alliance Fleet. Under Lando Calrissian's command, it soared into the heart of the incomplete Death Star, and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire's fate.
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by Official_SW Definitions_ December 4, 2004
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Millennium Force

The greatest roller coaster on planet earth. 310' and 93 MPH to create a great and fun sensation. Always a stomach tickler when going down the first gigantic hill! The funnest coaster on earth until Cedar Point owns everyone's asses when they get a 500 footer.
My Cousin on third hill of MF: Dude, are you high?
Me on third hill of MF: What do you think! I'm on Millennium Force!
by austinh1212 April 15, 2006
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Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME
by JimmyLikesBones February 18, 2021
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Millennium Middle School

A middle school located in Tamarac, FL. The school is noted for it's Advanced classes for every grade, but for kids who are not in these classes; school is a living hell! The school from the outside looks good, as well as the inside, but it's the kids that ruin it. The school is filled with alcohol, drugs, and inequality. Even if you are a quiet kid; they will still say stuff about you. There are many fights as well. The teachers don't run the school...The kids do! Stay away from this school! You'll he doing yourself a favor, and if you are planning on going to this school; good luck...
High Schooler: So what school are you going to?

Middle Schooler: Millennium Middle School

High Schooler: Oh...

Middle Schooler: What!

High Schooler: I used to go there...Good Luck...
by I Am Mii (Miami) January 5, 2014
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Millenniumistic

Detective Bob Giebelhouse in the television series coined the phrase. It refers to something which is disturbingly portentous, foreboding, a crime with undertones referring possibly to a coming apocalypse, or evidence of it. 1.Something "Frank Black" would investigate.
2.Something the "Millennium Group" would be interested in.
3.A crime which seems to have overtones of the occult, or the apocalypse.
"This case seems Millenniumistic."
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
by D.Star January 17, 2009
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Millennium Idol

This nickname has been given to ‘Park Jihoon’ of treasure, meaning “idol who appears once in a millenium”.
by jihoonsmile July 22, 2021
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