wilko

To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.

Oh my gosh, what a Wilko!

(Btw, the author just pulled a major Wilko. Dont ask..)

wilko by Bubzie June 22, 2005

Wilko

Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.

Person: Eww, Jack is such a wilko!

OR

Person: Don't be so wilko.

Wilko by chris March 24, 2005

wilko

A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.

'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'

wilko by JimmyJimJimJim July 28, 2008

Wilko

People who is "wilko" like to suck big willies

"Dont be such a wilko idiot" "u gay? u like being wilko?

Wilko by BigDickMarty July 31, 2017

Wilko

A store in Britain with overpriced ordinary objects, other than that it's a good store just deal with it.

"Bruh, let's go to Wilko."
"Nah Fam, Aldi is way more cheap".

Wilko by The7thCircleOfHell April 18, 2019

Wilko

A term used commonly in Britain which means "welcome" in America.

An example is the British shop "Wilkinsons" which means "welcome.

Lucy- "you are unwilko to my house"

Wilko by Wilko45321 June 17, 2021

Wilko

Wilko - an incredibly strange bloke, the sort who gets a kick out of putting cardboard in the landfill instead of recycling and enjoys catching flies and dissecting them using chopsticks.

Stop staring at my bum, wilko!

Wilko by spencemichael November 24, 2021