Wildebeest

An annoying female (older, set in their ways) who typically tries to get their senseless point across, while ignoring anything even remotely logical. A person who only makes sense to their self.

The wildebeest thinks she knows it all.

by Anonymous John February 13, 2017

Wildebeesting

A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.

What happened to you? You look like you went Wildebeesting last night!

by Big$lick March 22, 2013

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

Moan Like A Wildebeest

To make love to the extent that, at the climax of the orgasm, and usually when nearly out of breath, the female (and sometimes the male as well) will let off a moan akin to that of a wildebeest. This happens rarely, but when it does, you will know you made a fine lovin' that night, enough to the extent make Ron Jeremy blush.

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by JonRejemy August 25, 2010

Wildebeest

A middle of the week, lunchtime date. Generally guaranteed a free lunch and a back rub if you’re nice enough. Given it’s the middle of the week there’s less people out and about thus meaning less likely to be spotted by friends and/or coworkers. The wildebeests emotional state leaves them ecstatic that they’re even on a date in the first place which guarantees they do all the bed work, and will send you home with snacks. Synonyms: heffer, big girl, two legged cow

“He scoured the mall in search of a wildebeest carrying a Torrid bag to sink his dough hooks into.”

“He set his eyes on the wildebeest in the food court woofing down the hotdog on a stick in two bites.”

by Captain_asshole August 21, 2022

wildebeest

an overweight women, the bigger the better

Did you see the wildebeest Jerry brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!

by MrRebuild May 1, 2019

Wildebeest

A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.

Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"

by AllieA69 December 11, 2016