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Wilsonic 

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.
Wilsonic by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
Related Words

Webonics 

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.
Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"
Webonics by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

whibonics 

A sorry excuse for the pretending-to-be-ghetto white man's slang language; a white version of "ebonics": A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus own up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at it's finest.
whibonics: yo dawg my homeslize what be happenin in da hood my albino brotha fizzle my nizzle k'dizzle boyeee what??? ima be swipin out yo.

english: hello friend, how are you today? Goodbye.
whibonics by swipin out, yo November 6, 2008

webonics 

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.
d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!
webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webonics 

White people speak.
Webonics:
Rory: Yo, what's goin' on man?

Chaz: Not much dude, just about to chillback and stroke my axe on my futon
Webonics by daddy7 March 23, 2010

Wilsonism 

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.
Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.