Wikitarded

Reliant upon wiki-style sources for new information. Unable to generate or locate facts independently.

"Don't ask John. He's wikitarded."

by Cory McMillen March 20, 2007

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

by Mystery Student April 17, 2008

Wistaf

The fucking retarded shit who decided to fucking disband the Avis guild. Wistaf is a fat old 50 year old man who sits around and plays fortnite all day like a fucking faggot. This nigga quit minecraft therefore leaving Avis to fend for themselves and this caused the rise of shitty guilds like the fucking piece of shit known as "Dextory" owned by the fucker called "middles".

John: Remember Wistaf?
Bob: Oh yeah, he was that cunt who made the best guild ever die.

by Malfas March 14, 2018

wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.

"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"

by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008

wiista

A complete tool who sits at the crease of a joined lunch table and passes the trash from one end of the table to the garbage can

pass it to the wiista. (refering to passing down the trash)

by the real jay January 6, 2008

wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.

"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."

by Jack324 January 9, 2008