Wistaf

The fucking retarded shit who decided to fucking disband the Avis guild. Wistaf is a fat old 50 year old man who sits around and plays fortnite all day like a fucking faggot. This nigga quit minecraft therefore leaving Avis to fend for themselves and this caused the rise of shitty guilds like the fucking piece of shit known as "Dextory" owned by the fucker called "middles".

John: Remember Wistaf?
Bob: Oh yeah, he was that cunt who made the best guild ever die.

Wistaf by Malfas March 14, 2018

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

wistful 

A regretful longing

I feel very wistful whenever I visit my mothers grave.

wistful by LizBiz2106 December 8, 2017

WITAF 

What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you mean when you say you've just bought some Pajama Jeans?

WITAF by Unattainable Unicorns August 23, 2011

WITAF 

What
In
The
Actual

Fuck

They said, You're pretty for a big girl...and I'm like, WITAF?

WITAF by Excellence Chef September 27, 2018

Wastafarians

White, vapid, rich, upper-middle-class twenty-somethings who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are black just because they dress in pretend ethnic clothing and smoke sub-standard soapbar weed, whilst doing their shopping in Camden Lock.
Often found in Goa "discovering themselves" (using money given to them by their parents), waving their sun-bleached dreads around and dancing to the combined sounds of a deaf man banging a pot off his arse and a monkey chewing a rape alarm.

A:( Snivelling white guys with dreads and fake yardie accents):

"Alright mannnnnn, fancy smokin'some trees of weeeeeed."

B:(Man with his dignity still intact):

"Fuck off, you wastafarians."

Wastafarians by The Nouns of Love January 18, 2009

Wistful 

A longing look into the distance, the key is to make it look like you naturally looking out at your loved one leaving for war, or in deep thought with a touch of happiness and a touch of sorrow.

"OMG BABEEEEEEEEEE! all those photos we took last night are so wistful we look great!"

"Get your Whist on babe and look wistful with me."

"Denyse doesn't even know what wistful means so we should show her *looks out into the distance like Mo-del Cheerleader"

" DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA!! you are so wistful"

Wistful by Tyco313 November 19, 2018