Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

WIZER or WIZZER

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling January 31, 2005

Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

wiger

I true wiger has ancestors who wore little white wigs.

A person of royal descent. Typically of the european or cockasian persuasion.
Either a slave to money and power, or a wannabe slave to money and power.

Typically a loser who measures their intelligence or reproductive value to humanity by monetary resource.

That old dude thinks he's a pretty meaty wiger.

by whiteslave March 30, 2021