wilzy

A term used to describe a total gaslighting wanker

Wilzy be a wanker today or wilzy not?

by Healthy mind healthy soul September 7, 2023

wifey

The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby

Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

wifey coo

Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.

Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<

by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 20, 2008

Wifey

More special than a girlfriend. Different from a wife. The type of girl thats down for whatever. Your bestfriend/lover/partner in crime. That ride or die type chick. Has your back through anything and loves making you happy. All the perks without the actual marriage. A wifey is a good thing to be!

"thats my wifey, my down ass chick! I love her!"

by hulkinhailey January 4, 2013

Wizzygoggs

Simple. Wizzygoggs can be whatever you want it to be. It’s a filler for any word you wish although the most prominent use of wizzygoggs is for butthole hairs.

What kinda wizzygoggs we talkin’ ‘bout? or My wizzygoggs are itchy!

by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019