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The suspected damage done to your neural network within your brain due to the use of wi-fi.
Data has surfaced that wi-fi can cause cancer clusters and in some schools have been removed.
The new 5G network is rumored to be able to fry your brain.
Amelie says "people used to use their brains before WiFry melted them, like french potato chips.
Dolph says " Why Fry ?
Amelie says "oh, never mind, you don't even have Wifi at the Australian cannabis university".
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What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋
stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

evanpeters_wifeyy 

“ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”
The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
wifey by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006