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The Wizel 

When you get gaped so large that you can shoot soccer balls out of your ass
"I did the wizel to patrick last night"
The Wizel by Ha13HA October 8, 2019
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Bug Wiezer 

Beer, but for frogs
Frog 1 asked frog 2 do u has any bug wiezer
Bug Wiezer by Yeet Masters 777 November 10, 2019
A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.
"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."
witzel by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008
A niche microcelebrity you wouldn't know about. Really controversial.
Person 1: GILW (God I Love Woezel)

Person 2: Don't say that, its really offensive.
Woezel by TylerFan404 August 10, 2022

Arlo Wizzelteetz 

Arlo Wizzelteetz in the enigmatic learder of the group known as the Piss Creek Militia. Arlo lives in a compound on Piss Creek in upper East Tennessee. Arlo is famous for having the largest penis in recorded history. He is served by his right hand man and militia vice president, Uncle Hanker. Hanker is not Arlo's uncle. Wizzelteetz is not someone to be taken lightly and is considered an extremley dangerous person. When trecking through the Piss Creek area one must use extreme caution and flee immediatly if encountering Wizzelteetz or Hanker.
Arlo Wizzelteetz will soon be the leader of the "free" world.
A little fag boy who trys to be da man
Steve is such a wizel
Wizel by Stef December 3, 2003