Wiener

this word has three definitions. One is a hot dog, the other is a man's penis, and the last is my favorite. A wiener is a man who is just kind of an ass, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.
Person: That guy thinks he's all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all snobby. This guy's a wiener.
by JustAsk July 11, 2010
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1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog
1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.
by qwerty9C1 December 31, 2007
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Wiener

official German name for someone who lives in Vienna (Wien).
You can tell he's a true Wiener by the size of his nose.
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1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
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Wiener

When a male is not mature enough to be called a "dick"
- Man, did you see that ass last night?

- Yeah, what a wiener!
by Tyler Green May 07, 2008
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1. Vulgar slang for a penis

2. A person that is deliberately a jerk
1. I have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. Quit acting like a winer, jackass!
by rdodgerules June 08, 2005
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To go up to someone and put ur wiener in or on them and yell wiener as loud as you can
Ahhhhh I'm wienering everyone it feels so good.
I like to wiener every piece of pussy I can find.
by dushon mandick June 12, 2008
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