eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid January 25, 2017

wiren

A beautiful woman attached to technology, specifically computers.

She is such a wiren...I mean, look, she got that RAM and stuff!

by Zephyr November 4, 2003

wideneck mouth

When referring to wideneck mouth, this describes the unbelievable large sized, lengthy area inside of the mouth, where the penis has its designation spot. Having a wideneck mouth is one that men typically find attractive, due to the fact that their penis may fit inside the mouth with no problems.

After I faced fucked my bitch Sophia is when I truly realized how much of a wideneck mouth she had! My erect penis was easily able to fit inside that cunt's face.

by jimsmainhoe October 1, 2022

bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.

G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.

by BruceLlama December 23, 2009

Allison Widen

Sexiest most bad ass bitch ever.

Yo did you just see Allison Widen?" "yea, she's the sexiest most bad ass bitch ever." "word.

by Potatoes21312 June 18, 2011

widening

When a woman's so turned on her pussy opens and moistens

Hey John look at Melissa's face, she's deffo widening for Henry

by Slackhaddock May 4, 2017

widened gina

A vagina that's been widened usually by something very large

I like widened ginas

by Bonandclyde August 3, 2020