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Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
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whornet

whornet- originally was the fcc call sign for Calneva westcoast Brothel Tour Lines. the whor network was the brainchild of Mr. Jerry (Steven) Winkle which operated "under the radar" of the FCC, FBI, DOJ and was a clandistine way of Promoting Brothel's, Prostitution, and Sex across State lines without violating White Slavery law's and the Mann Act. It has evolved into a Multi-Million Dollar Media Conglomerate operating under the auspices of the U.S. Barter Agency!
Mr. Winkle acomplished on his own what the mob never could. His Reward? All the free pussy he could ever want for the rest of his natural life and unreal sex life!!!
there goes the whornet full of politicians going on the brothel tour bus with our tax dollars again.
WHOR-AM69 your favorite position on the radio
by congressionalaide February 16, 2010
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Whortney

Whortney is a woman named Courtney who is also a whore.
After she slept with the 100th guy it was certain Courtney was now a Whortney.
#whortneyhearsaho
by KingDick#1 January 20, 2017
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whorny

Desirous of the services of a prostitute.
I'm so whorny that I would pay somebody to fuck me.
by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004
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whorey

A person who acts like a slut, skank, whore, prostitute
May also have booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
Jessica is a little bit whorey, whereas Marisa is a lot a bit whorey. On the other hand, Sally is not whorey at all, she's a good girl.
by Kevin Russo October 28, 2006
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Whorey

a young man, claiming to be older than he actually is. Usually in order to get an older woman. Also usually lies for attention, ex. claiming to be a doctor before he even has a drivers license. A whorey often seeks love from hot 18 year old females, and cant stand the fact that they are a small little boy.
'You know that Corey boy, he is definitely a whorey..he just told me he has his MD."
by cheetahgirl15 December 7, 2010
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whoney

(adj.) a feeling of dirty thoughts induced as a googler
As I was sipping my coffee in the MK on 5th floor, i felt whoney when a female TVC walked by my table.
by dirty asian hoe February 20, 2019
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