whoreclown

Noun
1. A person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of whores and clowns.
2. A person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.

My old babysitter, the whoreclown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. This one time she put a balloon snake up my butt.

by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

Whorebell

Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.

"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

whoremelon

whores are bad but melons are good so a whoremelon is a whore that is still a good person

that girls over there is a whoremelon

by bean bindham May 6, 2018

Whoreselry

The incorrect way of saying hoarsely

When the man woke up, his voice sounded quite Whoreselry

by Khaiola July 4, 2023