Whoopsie

When a trapper accidentally traps a deer in a cable restraint while attempting to trap a coyote.

Flair had quite a whoopsie the other day, thank goodness BonzDaddy was there to save the day.

by Recon136 January 21, 2020

whoptie doodle

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

Whomptie

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

by sswp September 10, 2011

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011