Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

Whoopersnapper

Term used by older folks to describe a kid in a bad way

old man: that kid just spit on the ground. what a little WHOOPERsnapper

by whoopersnapper203 July 26, 2010

whooper

when you’re so so stupid/ do something stupid

Girl 1: Yea she pulled a whooper

Girl 2: What she do
Girl 1: She posted something about someone with her name on it

by thecoolestperson October 19, 2019

whoopersnapper

a hot neighbor who rides a skateboard and always wears a blue beanie

I have eyes on the whoopersnapper, I repeat he is outside.

by thewhoopersnapper February 28, 2017

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023