Whitechapel

A brutal Tennessee heavy death metal band.

Pretty much the best mofuckin' headsplittin metal ever

Known for its insane gangsta ass beatdowns.

Whitechapel sings about killing sluts.

Fuck yes!! Whitechapel \../

lets go bump to some whitechapel

Whitechapel by tdizzlefoshizzle January 3, 2008

Jack Whitehall 

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.

This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.

Jack Whitehall by japan air December 31, 2010

whitehats 

n.(Hacker Lingo) One who hacks to find system loopholes, then uses that information to secure the system. Hackers employed with security firms, as well as hacker "watchdog" groups, would be considered whitehats.

Though whitehats have the best of intentions, their effors are often rewarded with lawsuits and criminal charges.

whitehats by progamer124 February 5, 2004

Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

whitesnake 

1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis

1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"

whitesnake by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

Whitesnake 

To be cut off durning a sentence by a good friend; ie. Changing the subject quickly

Russell was telling us how much in love he was with Holly when Keith speaks out loudly "How about some of that Whitesnake". Damn, Russell just got "Whitesnaked"

Whitesnake by Russell Pridgen October 10, 2007

whitechapel

Deathcore band from TN, USA. They make songs about killing sluts and destroying mankind. Possibly one of the sickest deathcore bands to date.

Lyrics from Whitechapel song "Possession"

"Eyes are glaring red with a conscious set to kill,

Nostrils flared and the eyebrows parallel,

THRIVING ON THE CHAOS AND THE SUFFERING

I HAVE CAUSED ON YOU ALL,

A dispute of man and diabolical BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!"

Aren't those lyrics great?

whitechapel by whitechapel fan July 23, 2012