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whatev

A short version of the word whatever that lazy/stupid people use cause they THINK it sounds cool, but it's not. Only time it was cool is when Erin used it, and when she stopped it was deemed uncool.
Me- " I still think that y'all should break up"
Stupid person- "Whatev"
Me- -_-
by whatevhater December 26, 2007
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whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev
Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude
by Ryan January 11, 2005
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whatev

the shortened form of the word "whatever" Use it the same way you would use whatever, but this form is cooler and more fun to use. It was made popular by "the end of the world" movie on ebaumsworld.com
person 1: you're really gay
person 2: whatev

or

person 1: hey wanna hang tonight
person 2: whatev
by gabbi March 24, 2005
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whatev

a stupid shortened version of the word 'whatever' used by roberto.
Kim: She is so much fun!
Roberto: ya, whatev
by Random1 September 8, 2008
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whatev

A very masculine and inherently awesome way to express indifference.
Majewski: Someone made up this word before you
Ascalon: Whatev
by Ascalon March 24, 2005
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whatev

A variant of "whatever," a term made popular during the 90's valley girl craze. "Whatev" serves as the same purpose as "whatever", to verbally disregard a rejected statement or action, except the shorter version almost mocks the longer as it is usually associated with bubble-gum yuppies. Generally accompanied with a flopping wrist movement and/or a raised eyebrow.
Snob- So, Tommy just asked me to Prom.
Girl- Wait, really?
Snob- Yeah. Guess you can kiss your perfect date with him good-bye, because he chose me, bitch.
Girl- Ugh. Whatev!
by Lily of the Valley December 28, 2005
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whatev

As said by the previous poster: shorter, cooler version of whatever.
Used when people pretend they don't care enough about what they're saying to add the extra syllable. Or, they're not really serious about the negative connotations that go along with "WHATEVER."
Also see whatevs.
Ah I look bad today, but whatev.

Person 1: You forgot to dot your i's!
Person 2: Hehe, whatev!
by anyelle June 21, 2005
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