WHAM

White, Heterosexual, Affluent Male

You're telling me I should have nominated Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton? Oh great, so I can elect one WHAM or another. No thanks!

by the modhatter November 11, 2016

wham

something that’s large (uk slang)

rah her heads wham

by prinnytee December 12, 2020

whamming

When closeted gay men hook up for gay sex, often communicating via exchanging CDs by the band Wham!

I spent like 2 nights whamming dudes at a conference last week, with great results

by sploogin November 3, 2011

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Wham

To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.

After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.

by billybadasses March 27, 2009

Wham

what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.

Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!

by Johnson La'Dic July 26, 2010

Whams

Excess energy typically found in small children and animals usually brought on by forced inactivity.

You should run around a bit and get your whams out.

by gonnagetoveryou May 6, 2011