Whaleen

The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.

Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went?

Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

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Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

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Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

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Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

by Bigwhale January 15, 2010

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Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

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