whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.

David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.

by David Marcus October 27, 2004

Whackoffia Bank

This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.

John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??

Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

whack off

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

by Guy Mann December 28, 2003

whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.

The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.

by GSpunk December 14, 2006

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003