The mother of Satan. taker of phones. Crusher of dreams. Eater of butts. giver of chores
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs
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Wezley defines a high school sweetheart whom returns some years later to spend the rest of their life with you.
by MaryLouLou November 10, 2017
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by weazler August 5, 2009
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Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
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