etiquettehell.com 

A bunch of constipated old biddies arguing endlessly about etiquette matters. Dead horses are regularly beaten. Moderated by religious-minded bitches with a tenuous grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Typical dialog on etiquettehell.com thread:
"You're rude."
"No, you are."
"No, you."
"No you!"
"Jesus loves me!"
Moderator: "You win, Jesus lover!

etiquettehell.com by buonorotti May 11, 2010

Queef Etiquette 

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

Queef Etiquette by Toolizm May 19, 2010

phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

phone etiquette by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

petiquette 

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet

Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!

petiquette by mjb7 March 19, 2009

nudes etiquette 

A) Responding with a text saying you liked the nudes even if you did not.
B)Replying with nudes if it's between you and someone you like / love.

Clarissa: I sent Jared my nudes and he did not reply. The jerk.
Lisa: He totally violated nudes etiquette 101. He does not deserve your nudes.

nudes etiquette by Nicolaeesi Targaryen November 13, 2016

urinal etiquette 

unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.

WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette

urinal etiquette by HARBOR MASTER March 20, 2009