The mother of Satan. taker of phones. Crusher of dreams. Eater of butts. giver of chores
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs
Kid"Literally exists"
Ms.Wetzel" NoW YOu MuST DiE"
A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.
a term used to refer to an overwhelming embarassment or mortified shock resulting from the actions of others, the utterance of particular words or sounds, or anything generally invoking a memory of a previous humiliating factor
Wow, did you see that guy with the neon pink bike shorts and navy members' only jacket dancing and lip syncing to Rick Astley on that boombox?! That was so wethey.
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.