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Ms.Wetzel 

The mother of Satan. taker of phones. Crusher of dreams. Eater of butts. giver of chores
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs
Kid"Literally exists"
Ms.Wetzel" NoW YOu MuST DiE"
Ms.Wetzel by drobyboi December 20, 2019
To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.
Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?
Wetzel by Sajak February 11, 2013

Wetherspoons 

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.
Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons
Wetherspoons by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008
a term used to refer to an overwhelming embarassment or mortified shock resulting from the actions of others, the utterance of particular words or sounds, or anything generally invoking a memory of a previous humiliating factor
Wow, did you see that guy with the neon pink bike shorts and navy members' only jacket dancing and lip syncing to Rick Astley on that boombox?! That was so wethey.
wethey by Molly Tidwell January 12, 2008

Wethederts

another word for wet but with more pizzazz and enthusiasm
Friend 1: aye bruh i just copped so v-bucks
Friend 2: Awh shit man that’s wethederts
Wethederts by Chito Lopez August 30, 2018

Wetzels Pretzel 

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.