An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

Wetzel by Jwetz August 6, 2014

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Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

Pulling a Wetzel by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018

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webhelper

A person that goes on IRC (Internet Relay Chat) networks, with the word "helper" or "help" in his/her nickname, because they think that's the way to get IRCop (IRC Operator) access on that network.
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That is not true, these people actually don't know anything, despite the word "help" in their name.
These people may think they know what they are talking about, or what they are doing, but the truth is, they have no clue about anything related to the internet.

webhelper19 only uses the word "help" in his nickname to get more power on WebChat.

webhelper19 is such an ass kisser

Dogg, stop saying welcome back to the opers, don't go webhelper19 on me.

webhelper by Trashlord July 6, 2005

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wether

A wether is a castrated ram.
Be careful when you mispel the word weather cause you might write something very wrong.

The wether looks pissed today.

wether by gops February 23, 2006

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