wethel

Curly haired mullet

That dude has a wethel

by Randocabulary June 14, 2024

Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018

webhelper

A person that goes on IRC (Internet Relay Chat) networks, with the word "helper" or "help" in his/her nickname, because they think that's the way to get IRCop (IRC Operator) access on that network.
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That is not true, these people actually don't know anything, despite the word "help" in their name.
These people may think they know what they are talking about, or what they are doing, but the truth is, they have no clue about anything related to the internet.

webhelper19 only uses the word "help" in his nickname to get more power on WebChat.

webhelper19 is such an ass kisser

Dogg, stop saying welcome back to the opers, don't go webhelper19 on me.

by Trashlord July 6, 2005

wether

A wether is a castrated ram.
Be careful when you mispel the word weather cause you might write something very wrong.

The wether looks pissed today.

by gops February 23, 2006