wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

wet fart 

fart with shit

i farted shit

wet fart by rooby August 17, 2003

Wet Fart Jet Fart 

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

Wet Fart Jet Fart by Evan, Joe G November 29, 2010

wet fart 

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

wet fart by deliverance April 24, 2003

wet fart 

a fart that leaves yer boxers moist. You might wanna wipe yer butt after one of those stinkers

Johnny ate too many beans last night, and let out a wet fart. He went to the bathroom to wipe his booty.

wet fart by Latex boy November 16, 2006

Webfart 

When some information does not successfully go through while using the internet. Most noticable when using a messenger service of some kind (msn, aim)

I didn't get all of whathe was saying because of the webfart.

Webfart by dawg March 14, 2005

wet fart 

A fart which on it's passage out of the anus carries along anal juices and/ or sweat, leaving a small stain in the persons undergarments. For some it ticcles there cheeks.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.

'Whenever Jenifer Lopez farts, she exclaims, 'Ooh that was a wet fart!'.

wet fart by AlffredoisfatA November 8, 2008