Westlife 

The scourge of the music industry. A disgrace to the Irish people who rake in money and aren't paying tax because our backwards government gives them an exemption under a law allowing "artists" to get away with not paying up.

Westlife came on the radio, so half the room blew their brains out.

Westlife by Snake January 28, 2006

Westlife 

A pile of irish shite.

Me: Hey look, it's Westlife.
Dog shite: I'm offended.

Westlife by Nimic April 17, 2006

westlife 

IN MY OPINION, the shittiest band to walk the planet. All they ever do is covers and completely butcher old songs.

"Oooh Mandy...AHHH!"
*gunshots are heard*

westlife by Kay March 20, 2004

westlife 

if westlife ever beat elvis then it is a sign that the music industry has gone down the pan, they are the worst irish people ever, a disgrace to music, and ugly to boot, see teenybopper and really shit band and pop music is shit

westlife are shit

westlife by JimmyK September 18, 2003

westlife 

crap gay twats who try to sing but just make me buy a gun!

*i'll say in a love song*
*fuk this shit kill me now* i shoot my self

westlife by louise April 11, 2004

Westlife 

Grateing teen pop boyband from Ireland who are the countries final revenge on the U.K for all the shit thats been done to them over the years.

In secret deal between the governements of both countries in late 2005 Ireland offered to take them back and promised put them beyond further use in exchange for the handover of N.Ireland as well. Sadly talks failed after the British demanded that they also take back Ronan Keating & Graham Norton, an offer the Irish Government regarded as 'Totally Unacceptable'.

'Would you like to listen to Westlife?'

'No thank you. I would rather be raped to death by a H.I.V positive cheesegrater.'

Westlife by El B@stardo February 14, 2009

westlife stools 

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key

(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)

westlife stools by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005