Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
by MrBern February 15, 2017
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2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009
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Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
by Morik June 14, 2010
Get the Sporting a Weasely mug.Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.
This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.
This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.
This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.
This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.
Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.
Wow, what did she say about that?
Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.
Wow, what did she say about that?
Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.
by Morik June 14, 2010
Get the Pulling a Weasely mug.Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
by Ben765 July 20, 2016
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Get the Wesely Willis mug.A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.
Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.
by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015
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