Welt

A game when people take turns throwing ping pong balls at each others backs. The first person to quit loses. When the pong balls are dipped in water they hurt worst than you think, btw.

A: ooooo man your welt formed a red lump instantly
T: I know man my love-handles make good targets!

by tepdoes February 28, 2009

Mushroom Welt

(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.

Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!

by Joe Cool February 5, 2004

penis welt

When your pp go *bruh sound effect 2*

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by Bisepic February 27, 2019

penis welt

When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not

Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not

by Wubby April 4, 2019

Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.

I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.

by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010

Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011