weinervitter

A weinervitter is a compound oxymoron word, with the first part, weiner, suggesting it is unethical to engage in imaginary cybersex, while the second part vitter, meaning it is acceptable for an individual to participate in physical sexual contact with compensated prostitutes and risking STD.

A weinervitter occurs in congress about 50% of the time. One congressman I know has a weinervitter tan. Most southern gentlemen have weinervitter sex in semiprivate locations.

by Jackie Peppers December 7, 2011

weinergate scandal

The controversy surrounding the actions or Representative Anthony Weiner (hah) who admitted to 3rd degree sexting in June 2011. This resulted in many politicians calling for his resignation.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about Anthony Weiner?"
Person 2: "The Weinergate Scandal? Yeah man, what a perv."

by sanman2095 December 11, 2011

Weinerstein

Having a penis, with no testicles, but instead for some strange reason, there’s a vagina. Made popular by #metoo founder, disgraced Hollywood mega producer/serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein. (And he smells like shit.)

When he pulled down his pants he had, wait for it....a disgusting Weinerstein!

by Mr. Guy Poulin February 7, 2020

weinzettel

n - The action of burping, sneezing, and queefing at the same time during Secondary Drug and Health Education

Marlon: "Damn, what's that smell!?"
Lydia: "By golly, I think I just weinzetteled!"
Clefto: "HOLY SHIT, YOU DID JUST WEINZETTEL!"

by Nigel Short December 19, 2005

Weberette

When during an on-line meeting, someone failed to mute himself, and a lot of personal and private information is shared. It is a combination of the words Webex and Tourette.

Pat's weberette this morning was great. Yelling at his kids, dogs barking, f-bombs, dryer running; and nobody said anything.

by Cooper from Nob Hill April 3, 2020