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Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,
Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.
Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.
by FakeWeights May 21, 2018
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put your weights up

Deliberately and secretly disadvantaging someone in some way in the workplace. For example, overloading them with work, denying them training opportunities or spreading gossip about them.

Originated in Australia - New Zealand and derived from the practice of adding weights to the saddle of a race horse to handicap it and slow it down.
If you don't kiss arse with that bastard manager, he'll put your weights up at the next performance appraisal.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 28, 2011
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Throwing the weights around

To lift weights. The act of lifting weights.
My bros and I were throwing the weights around after class. I throw the weights around everyday.
by THErealMONTRELL November 13, 2011
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ankle weights

a person who wears ankle weights.

a person with no common sense.
look at that guy wearin ankle weeiiigghhhts!!

that guy has no common sense, what an ankle weights
by d. shiznit March 18, 2010
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freeballin weights

the weights used at the gym that are free hand weights, as opposed to the weight machines, which are guided weights. these weights require more strength, and have no guide - it's all muscle going into it.
Shit, I don't use the guided weight machines. i am all over the freeballin weights. Weight machines are for weak pussies.
by priscilla dune April 24, 2008
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loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.
He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.
by trikmc August 25, 2006
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