inter-weightial couple

a couple containing a 130 pound dude and a 300 pound woman or vice versa

you see that inter-weightial couple? how can they possibly make that work?

by the spanish cat February 8, 2010

Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

heightism

Heightism: A belief that height is a potential measure of human traits, capabilities, or intellect and that height differences produce an inherent superiority of taller individuals.

"Does that 5'3" fool really think he can whoop that 6'4" 280lb man?"

“Short guys are annoying”

by Geoff A. April 23, 2004

Weightial Profiling

Weightial Profiling is the act of predetermined beliefs about a person due to their weight

while at a work meeting:

Daniel: Hey Troy, you want the last donut?
Troy: WTF man, is it because I am fat? Thats Weightial profiling and it will not be tolerated in the work place!

Sitting in a plane
OMG that dude is fat I bet he is sitting next to me, fat people always take the aisle seat!

by SexyDan69 April 11, 2011

shake-weighting

the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.

She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.

by twink87 March 17, 2011

Weightist

Someone who is biast against people who people depending on their size or weight .

I am weightist against fat cheerleaders

by Andrew sooret August 12, 2017

Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009