Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.

Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.

Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

weedweightionship 

The mutual understanding between a marijuana dealer and his customer that each party has access to a scale, and as a result, all future transactions will reflect such knowledge.

When I noticed my first 1/8th I bought from Billy was a little short, I told him, and our weedweightionship has since improved as every sack since has either weighed out or been over.

weedweightionship by Adolph Ghandi October 16, 2009

weekend vape 

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.

“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”

weekend vape by Weekendvape January 7, 2023

Weebed out

When your balls are totally empty after fapping to Hentai for hours on end.

A: Sorry bro I cant come over tonight, im totally weebed out

B: Its ok, im only just recovering after last nights session myself...

Weebed out by Kaninsnase69 November 8, 2017

California weekend 

code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.

Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)

California weekend by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

danish weekend by randytaylor May 20, 2009