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websling

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.
I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.
by Diebold November 4, 2007
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websline

An abstract work of art. With either and neither mass volume density and area. Can usually be categorized as a superior but often times found influencing the inferiors. Never to be underestimated for its power can manifest into many majestic and malicious beasts. This World only has room for one websline. Websline will develop the next world with slight alterations, one being the demise of the obese.
Websline does not provide examples.
by airyoppins October 13, 2011
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web slinger

when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
I pulled out, said "pffft" and gave her a web slinger right in the face!
by A.M.F.Y. March 13, 2008
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webslinging

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/
by William Mith April 1, 2005
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webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.
Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.
by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007
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Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.
Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!
by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022
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