1000 Ways To Die

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

Waysan

Derived from Chinese, the beautiful name Waysan means the only precious one, or precious coral.
A true Waysan is a sweet, incredibly intelligent person. You would be lucky to meet one.

It would not be uncommon for Waysan to be-
Delicate.
Light on their feet, Waysans project a very fairy-like quality.
Excellent dancer.
Shy
Kind.
Good story-teller.
Tending to write long, descriptive emails.
Rare.
Unique Style.

1: Hmm what's the name of someone who's delicate, smart and fairy-ish?
2: Waysan, dude, definitely.
1: OMG CAN I MEET HER?
2: Fat chance, man, Waysans are rare.

by LALALALOTUS July 3, 2009

wassguccifam

its a word of greeting made by kolade ojo a nigeria boy. wassguccifam is also a flirting word if used on girls but a greeting word if used on boys,best friends and bruvs

oiiiii patrick wassguccifam

by koladeazy October 1, 2019

Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015

go both ways

To be bisexual, not necessarily polyamorous.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he has a girlfriend too, he likes to go both ways."

by Cha_The_Porcupine June 11, 2006

Dumb Ways to Die

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

by Carl Otto January 1, 2008