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Watergate 

n. The granddaddy of the modern political scandal. Also used to refer to scandals similar to Watergate. For the press to compare a scandal to Watergate, the following conditions must be met:
1) It must be of national importance.
2) It must involve the executive branch in some way.
3) Someone outside the media must refer to it as
"a new Watergate" or, "the next Watergate".
4) Should increase angry rants against the
people involved by at least 20%.
If a scandal meets three of these conditions, it may be be given the suffix -gate but the word Watergate must remain out of the article. If it meets two of these conditions, it may be given its own name, such as "Iran-contra affair". If it meets only one of these conditions, it is refered to as "standard political procedure".
Watergate is what caused people to lose trust in the government.

The scandal surrounding Valerie Plame may be the next Watergate (but now we can only refer to it as Plamegate).
Watergate by A_1_B_2_C_______ October 9, 2006
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Watergated 

To escape quickly, derived from when Richard Nixon quickly resigned after the Watergate scandal started to escalate.
Sam" What happened after you cussed Ms. Simmons out?"
Tyler"I Watergated my ass out of there!"
Watergated by swagmurda April 15, 2010

Watergate that shit 

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

watergating 

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".
EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."
watergating by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

watergating 

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.
We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!
watergating by RTGit November 27, 2010

watergang 

those whom join the water gang never leave the water gang .

if you defect to tea gang you will be found .

basically ,,, somebody that drinks that gucci water
watergang owns your soul now .
watergang by watergang June 16, 2020

Watergasm 

The euphoria created after a surfer catches and successfully rides a great wave.
"I just had a watergasm, did you see that wave?, it was awesome"
Watergasm by Water Baby 1969 March 26, 2015