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The act of smoking so much Weed you become temporarily Autistic.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
"Last night I got so stoned I became Wautistic. It took me 5 minutes just to open the door for the pizza guy. I blankly stared at him through the glass but couldn't make eye contact."

"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
wautism by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2016
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1. Waist-based prejudice, violence, discrimination, or oppression of fat people.

2. Belief or ideology that skinny people are vastly superior to fat people.
"At the heart of waistism is the religious assertion that God made a creative mistake when He brought fat people into being"
Waistism by Solid Orange March 6, 2008
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fucking retard
Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism
autism wautism by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023
A culture, typically defined/noted as the practice of walrus fighting, ralalarrrarar'ing, dipping tusks in blood, and wearing high socks as the culture's clothing. Waltism evolves from monkeyism, as a walrus is superior to a monkey. The culture also recognizes women as needing to stay in the kitchen the minute they learn to cook, and never coming out of the kitchen. The culture also looks down upon bulldog women, as bulldog women are considered large disgraces to all of Earth.
The United Walrus Fighting Championship (UWFC) practiced Waltism, as it promoted walrus fighting and bloody tusks.
Waltism by WalrusKing96 December 3, 2010
Someone who hates wasted, drunk, inebriated people
Way to sing that horrible rendition of 'Walk like an Egyptian'.

Man, you are a wastist.
Wastist by Lrzewnicki September 1, 2009
When your Canadian friend manifests space, time and war crimes to create a phrase or other word so unholy, the earth trembles in fear.
"Man my Canadian friend said some washism so vile, I think I can feel the Hague approaching as we speak"
Washism by DaGeekBaby December 11, 2025
An internet-born cult-style fandom centered around absolute belief in the Valorant player Westside, where followers treat his clutches and plays as unquestionable truth.
After that insane clutch, everyone in chat said they had officially converted to Westism.
westism by Nyxaroth December 17, 2025